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There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris's Computer
Chuck Norris is always in control.
This quality design is printed on a white, 100% cotton tee.
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Chuck Norris t-shirts
The craze known as Chuck Norris Facts has naturally spilled over to the t-shirt world. Behold: He destroyed the period table because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as him. He uses a stunt double for crying scenes. Global warming doesn't exist, he was just cold so he turned up the sun. When he goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. He doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square. He doesn't need a weapon, he is one. He doesn't step on toes, he steps on necks. He has two speeds: Walk and kill. His forecast is cloudy with a 90% chance of PAIN. Violence is his last option, but it's also his first. So remember: In case of Chuck Norris, stop drop and DIE!
